Poop University

from PU's Daily Crime Log

09-03-06 at 2:40 pm in Poop Library: A student reported that she left a book bag containing a Dell Inspiron laptop, a blue flexible lap top, computer mouse and power cord on a table at 1:40 pm. She covered the bag with her sweat shirt and left the area until 2:40 pm. She noticed that her bag had been moved and the items above were missing. Another student saw a suspicious man in the area, but did not call police.

09-04-06 at 3:39 pm in Poop Quad: A student reported that she left 50 one hundred dollar bills ($5000.00) in an unsecure desk drawer in her dorm room. She last saw the money on 09-01-06. During the weekend she had at least two visitors to her room who were left unattended and she left her door unlocked on at least two different occasions when she was not there. She noticed the money missing on 09-04-06 at 9:00 am.


Central Poop Campus:

09-03-06 at 1:00 pm at the Gravel Lot on Poop Street: A student reported that he parked his car in the lot at 2:00 pm on 09-03-06. He left his car unlocked and his iPod in the car. When he returned at 5:00 pm, the iPod was missing.

posted by Lou @ 9:36 AM